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Steven

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The rules of the Velominati - Day 3
« on: April 10, 2014, 08:33:44 AM »
Rule #23 - The tuck is to be employed only after reaching Escape Velocity ( when you can't pedal any faster in top gear)
Rule #24 - Speeds and distances shall be referred to and measured in kilometres
Rule #25 - The bikes on top of your car will be worth more than your car.
Rule # 27 - Shorts and socks should be like Goldilocks ( not too short and not too long)
Rule #31 - Spare tubes etc should be stored in jersey pockets.
Rule #32 - Humps are for Camels!  (no hydration packs!)
Rule #33 - Shave your guns.
Rule #40 - Tyres are to be mounted with the label centred over the valve stem  ( it looks good and also gives you a reference point when you puncture)

Andy H

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Re: The rules of the Velominati - Day 3
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2014, 12:53:30 PM »
Definitely follow rule 25, even when its Mark Nott's winter bike I'm carrying!
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 12:56:21 PM by Andy H »